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member name: Wacky & Tacky !
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July 31, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a gas station.
And that's how the fight started…
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My . . .
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July 24, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt . . .
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July 03, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, especially to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree . . .
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April 10, 2008 02:10 PM EDT --
This is just too funny. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7338131.stm
With all the problems that Venezuela has been having, the Simpsons have been dropped from morning TV in Venezuela . . .
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April 21, 2008 01:30 PM EDT --
A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 44th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.
She said: . . .
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July 09, 2008 02:53 PM EDT --
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic . . .
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April 11, 2008 11:08 AM EDT --
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying . . .
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April 14, 2008 05:05 PM EDT --
There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time by telling each other what their greatest sins were.
The first nun got up and said, "My . . .
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April 28, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
The Maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why . . .
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April 30, 2008 04:39 PM EDT --
A man had lost one of his arms in an accident. One day he felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide.
He got into an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. . . .
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May 05, 2008 03:38 PM EDT --
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's . . .
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July 07, 2008 12:07 PM EDT --
An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler was crying and at times screaming at the top of his lungs.
As the old gentleman walked up and down the aisles, people could hear him . . .
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July 10, 2008 10:19 AM EDT --
a. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
b. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
d. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
e. Those who jump off . . .
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July 16, 2008 05:16 PM EDT --
I was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. . . .
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July 08, 2008 10:42 AM EDT --
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August 05, 2008 04:47 PM EDT --
A team of archaeologists were excavating a site near Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it:
Woman, Donkey, Shovel, Fish, and Star of David
After months of studying . . .
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May 16, 2008 01:43 PM EDT --
This is my kind of guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to K -Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he . . .
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June 11, 2008 10:11 AM EDT --
The Silent generation, people born before 1946.
The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959.
Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.
Generation Y, people born between 1980 and . . .
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July 02, 2008 09:19 AM EDT --
THIS IS IMPORTANT!
There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce
Oklahoma
As this tshirt indicates, the proper way is:
' Okla . . . homa' (There's a pause between . . .
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April 08, 2008 12:35 PM EDT --
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues . . .
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