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March 13, 2007 11:01 AM EDT --
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact.
My son is under . . .
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March 27, 2007 01:48 PM EDT --
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college . . .
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April 06, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
Sign of the times?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers: 'Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! . . .
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April 09, 2007 10:19 AM EDT --
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: . . .
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April 13, 2007 05:51 PM EDT --
1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2.SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot . . .
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June 30, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)
8. I'm . . .
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July 16, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How . . .
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August 13, 2007 11:49 AM EDT --
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy....
I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in . . .
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August 20, 2007 04:42 PM EDT --
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison.
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September 26, 2007 06:09 PM EDT --
8. She's a goblin
7. Id like to get a little something in the sack.
6. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
5. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
4. Show me . . .
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February 14, 2007 08:37 AM EST --
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this . . .
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March 01, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll . . .
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March 13, 2007 10:44 AM EDT --
GRAMMY WINNERS: TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006
12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
10. If the Phone Don't Ring; You'll . . .
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April 07, 2007 03:13 PM EDT --
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you . . .
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August 10, 2007 09:55 AM EDT --
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the . . .
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September 19, 2007 10:36 AM EDT --
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the biker his name.
"Fred," the biker replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," . . .
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March 31, 2008 10:05 AM EDT --
Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her . . .
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August 10, 2007 09:49 AM EDT --
READ SLOWLY
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest . . .
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March 25, 2008 07:51 AM EDT --
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad . . .
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March 19, 2008 11:51 AM EDT --
DOG DIARY:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! . . .
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