Tag: women
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January 14, 2008 02:06 PM EST --
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be . . .
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August 20, 2007 10:17 AM EDT --
Did you know that men are fascinated with boobs? Duh!
Did you know that there are a lot of women that want larger breasts? Once again, duh!
Put them together and what do you get? Jason . . .
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July 31, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a gas station.
And that's how the fight started…
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My . . .
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July 24, 2008 12:53 PM EDT --
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt . . .
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April 10, 2008 02:10 PM EDT --
This is just too funny. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7338131.stm
With all the problems that Venezuela has been having, the Simpsons have been dropped from morning TV in Venezuela . . .
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April 21, 2008 01:30 PM EDT --
A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 44th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.
She said: . . .
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April 11, 2008 11:08 AM EDT --
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying . . .
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April 14, 2008 05:05 PM EDT --
There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time by telling each other what their greatest sins were.
The first nun got up and said, "My . . .
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April 28, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
The Maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why . . .
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May 05, 2008 03:38 PM EDT --
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's . . .
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July 08, 2008 10:42 AM EDT --
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August 05, 2008 04:47 PM EDT --
A team of archaeologists were excavating a site near Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it:
Woman, Donkey, Shovel, Fish, and Star of David
After months of studying . . .
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May 16, 2008 01:43 PM EDT --
This is my kind of guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to K -Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he . . .
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June 11, 2008 10:11 AM EDT --
The Silent generation, people born before 1946.
The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959.
Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.
Generation Y, people born between 1980 and . . .
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July 02, 2008 09:19 AM EDT --
THIS IS IMPORTANT!
There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce
Oklahoma
As this tshirt indicates, the proper way is:
' Okla . . . homa' (There's a pause between . . .
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April 08, 2008 12:35 PM EDT --
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues . . .
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